Talking Dog Joke

A guy is driving around the back woods of Tennessee and he sees a sign in front of a broken down shanty-style house: "Talking Dog For Sale."

He stops and rings the doorbell and the owner appears and tells him the dog is in the backyard. The guy goes into the backyard and sees a great looking Labrador Retriever sitting there.

"Do you really talk?" he asks the dog.

"Yep," the Lab replies.

After the guy recovers from the shock of hearing a dog talk, he says to the dog
"So, what's your story?"

The Lab looks up and says, "Well, I discovered that I could talk when I was pretty young. I decided I wanted to help the government, so I went to the CIA offices in Washington D C and applied for a job. In no time at all they had me jetting from country to country, sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders, because no one figured a dog would be eavesdropping. I was their most valuable for spy for many years running."

"But the jetting around really began to tire me out, and I knew I wasn't getting any younger so I decided to settle down. I signed up for a job at the local airport to do some undercover security, wandering near suspicious characters and listening in."

"I uncovered some incredible dealings and was awarded a batch of medals. A short time later I got married, had a mess of puppies,and now I'm just completely retired."

The guy is amazed. He goes back in the man's house and asks the owner what he wants for the dog.

"Ten dollars," the guy says.

"Ten dollars? This dog is amazing! Why on earth are you selling him so cheap?"

"Because he's a liar. He never did any of that shit. "