The package on my stockings said "One size fits most"...and guess what I'm NOT most.
There you go that's my post for today. So you can all laugh as you imagine me, walking around my work place with the crotch of my stockings gradually slipping down to right above my knee all day!
lol! I will be laughing at that image all day! And just so you know, no one is "most." It doesn't matter how tall, short, thin, thick, etc, no one fits into pantyhose comfortably!
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Tee Hee!
ReplyDeleteWow, you mean that happens to you too? THIS is precisely why I haven't worn stockings in over 4 years! But don't worry, you can take them off when you get in the car to go home, :-).
I agree with Dawn. I'm hard pressed to wear them any more. When you do find a pair that fit, you ruined them trying to put them on.
ReplyDeleteYeah i'm not a "one size fits most" kinda gal either.
ReplyDeleteLow-riding crotches are the WORST!
OMG I am laughing over here. I needed a laugh today.
ReplyDeleteAh, but don't you just love doing the penguin walk all day? I boycotted pantyhose 1o years ago. I will not wear something that was so obviously invented by a sadistic man for his visual pleasure. I exhibit my chicken legs with pride!:)
ReplyDeleteYou are so funny!
ReplyDeleteI wonder where they get those stupid measurements..{one size fits most}..whatever!
Thanks for visiting our blog. I must say that I have never during any fluctuation of size, been most. I not only get the picture...I get the feeling! Have a great weekend.
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LOL been there done that a few times in my life, one pair I tugged on so many times the leg finally split all the way round and it fell down! Slightly embarrassing ;-)
ReplyDeleteI'm a relocated Brit' too...although just a 'tad' more rural than you I think!
I laughed out loud!! I have so been there...far too many times!!
ReplyDeleteI think panty hose was invented by someone with a very twisted sense of humor!! *grin*
Ah...but you are home now and have removed those torture devices right?
I have so enjoyed seeing Baby Cs snow pictures. Does she just get more adorable with each passing day?? That sweet, sweet face!
Hugs aplenty,
Sue
ROFLOL. I despise hose and try to never, and I do mean never wear them!! :)
ReplyDelete1 size fits most...most what, children?? 1SFM is a crock of crap
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