another type of tv mess...

While I lay in bed then ENTIRE weekend I got introduced to a few new shows.

I found myself watching all those shows that I'd normally skipped while channel surfing. All those shows that I thought I’d never be caught dead watching. All those shows that I thought only the "fake and fabulous" watched!! I was HOOKED the entire weekend to Bravo and any channel right above it and below it!!!

I watched the marathon edition of “The Rachel Zoe Project” and I’ve now convinced myself that I MUST shop at Piperlime for my new winter closet! LMAO (winter closet my a$$). I found this cute little sequin blazer that Rachel says every girl MUST have, and it’s only $495. I also found out that skinny jeans are only in if you’re NOT dressed by an A list stylist! And I was informed that a small leather jacket can go over ANYTHING and change the entire look!

I mean I knew definition wise what A-List Stylist did but watching “The Rachel Zoe Project” takes it to an entirely different level for me. No wonder the rich stay rich they don’t buy any of their Golden Globe clothes and jewelry they just RENT all of them. Don’t get me wrong I’m sure a stylist costs a pretty penny but still! My eyes are now WIDE open (so who's gonna let me rent clothes from their closet this season? :0)).

I also watched the marathon edition of “America's Next Top Model, Cycle 10”! Tyra usually gets on my last nerve during this show, and I find myself quickly changing the channel. But when that remote control falls between the bed and the wall you’re kind of forced to watch anything! And once I watched a few segments I was hooked with or without a remote. I just had to find out who won and I think I got hooked on the best episode to watch because a size 10 PLUS sized model won! And yes I did call a size 10 a plus size!!! LMAO. I learned from the aforementioned “Rachel Zoe Project” that sample sales from fashion shows are all size 2, which means all the models are size 2. So anyone in double digits is just a fat cow and had better go on a liquid diet RIGHT NOW!!! (So how did Marilyn Monroe make it so big and how is the average woman in America in the high double digits).

I also watched the marathon edition of “Flipping Out” and realized that there’s someone MORE sarcastic than Hugh Laurie from “House”. I personally believe that Jeff from “Flipping Out” is “Houses” brother or something. My favorite episode of all time is the conversation between Jeff and his housemaid Zoila arguing about how long can you keep bacon in the fridge before it makes you sick. All the while as they argue Jeff is stuck in bed with food poisoning as Zoila believes you can use bacon even after a few MONTHS of it being in the fridge!!!! LMAO! I was nearly in tears during that episode and even screamed at my husband and begged him to just watch the conversation!

I caught the marathon edition of “Project Runway” as well and realized that designing clothes is a cutthroat business. Some designers seem to have no clue and seem to think so far outside the box I don’t think they even knew there was a box. I also have no idea how Project Runway Season 6 jumped from Bravo to Lifetime but hey I didn’t watch it before so I’m not one to complain now. But I do hope Ra’mon or Shirin win!

I also watched every episode of Royal Pains On Demand and I’m totally bummed that I have to wait until 2010 for it start back up again.

So there you have it folks...I’m officially off all the reality TV shows and onto another type of tv mess...now I have to go and check out the monthly price of a DVR as I refuse to honestly sit and watch that much tv!!

~ Ciao (that's the A-List Stylist coming out in me!! LMAO yeah right!)